SEND A POEM OF LOVE OR A POEM OF FUN

A GREETING OR INVITE FOR DAUGHTER OR SON

WHATEVER THE GENDER, RELATION OR FRIEND,

I"LL WRITE THEM AN ODE THAT WILL MAKE THEIR MINDS BEND.

A VERSE FILLED WITH HUMOUR TO BRING OUT A SMILE

FOR EVERY OCCASION FOR MANY A MILE.

JUST TELL ME THE DETAILS THAT YOU WISH TO NAME

AND I "LL WRITE YOU A LYRIC THAT YOU"LL WANT TO FRAME.

MY PRICE IS QUITE MEASLY - IN FACT ITS DARNED CHEAP

[AND THINK OF THE LAUGHTER MY POEM WILL REAP].

FOR A MERE TWENTY QUID I WILL WRITE JUST FOR YOU

SO CONTACT ME NOW - UNTIL THEN, FRIEND, ADIEU!

Price for five four-line verses In polythene folder £20.00

Price for five four-line verses in black or wooden frame £25.50

For longer poems - e.g. anniversaries or special dates - I will chronicle events that occurred in a particular year and write at least eight four-line verses. The price for this will be £35.00 and will be presented in two black-edged or wooden frames.

All prices are "Plus postage and packing"