Made to Measure Poems

Why not send a loved one [or a person you don't like]
A poem that will say "you're great!- [or else "Go - take a Hike!"]

Just tell me all the details that you think you should include and I will write a lyric that is rude, subdued or shrewd.

I'll write an invitation or a speech, whate'er your choice
to relative or friend or boss - my prose but with your voice.

You won't find me expensive - you might think me too cheap
just twenty quid to have your say and massive laughter reap!